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Sperm Recipes

I really wish I could see everyone's face when they read this, especially if they hadn't heard of it before. This website (CookingWithCum) advertises it's new book, Natural Harvest - A collection of Semen-based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer. (Buy it here). You're probably asking, 'What the hell?!' But it's real!!! Well, you can order from their LuLu Self-Publishing website. It's really hard to find anywhere else, and all the reviews are obviously jokes, so it's hard to know if this book is actually real!!! I have found a few articles saying there is a recipe for seafood with semen...I don't really understand how you could cook with it. You'd need an awful lot of it for a dish...I just don't get it. I don't think it's real. If you try to add it to your car on the LuLu page, it says 'This product is not available for purchase.' Hah!!! Even if the book isn't real, sperm does have some health benefits!!!!

Health Benefits of Sperm:






The more sex a person has, generally, the healthier they are overall. Studies have shown that women who have lots of sex, but without protection, tend to have less depression!!! Why?

"“These data are consistent with the possibility that semen may antagonize depressive symptoms,” the authors wrote, “and evidence which shows that the vagina absorbs a number of components of semen that can be detected in the bloodstream within a few hours of administration.”" ((Alexander)).

According to AskMen, Semen contains, 'Vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, citric acid, creatine, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, Vitamin B12, and Zinc.' Also, one 'load' contains about 5 to 25 calories!!!
Studies also show that sperm can reduce the risk of preeclampsia in pregnant women!!!! This article also says it can lower blood pressure overall, and maybe even lower the risk of strokes and keep the heart healthy!!!

One more thing sperm can do--help your skin!!! Some spas offer Sperm Facials!!! Spermine, which is found in sperm, apparently has a large amount of anti-oxidants (that good stuff in pomegranates and other things that are probably healthier, easier to get and better tasting than sperm) which can help with aging and possibly acne. Anti-Oxidants are also shown to lower anxiety, so I would imagine sperm (but in large amounts?) would probably help in that aspect too. A researcher with Cosmo, Zoe Ruderman, got a sperm facial in order to write the article, and she says they run about $250. Here's a video of a woman getting a Spermine Facial.
Spermine Facial.
And no guys, I doubt that showing a girlfriend any information here would make her any more likely to want to eat/drink/swallow your sperm or have it on her face.



Sources:

Alexander, Brian. "Not just good, but good for you." MSNBC n. pag. Web. 16 Jul 2011. .

Zimmer, Donald. "FAQ on Semen." AskMen n. pag. Web. 16 Jul 2011. .

Ruderman, Zoe. "WTF?! Beauty Treatment: Spermine Facials." Cosmopolitan 14 Sep. 2009: n. pag. Web. 16 Jul 2011. .

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