Friday, November 27, 2015

Holiday Gift Giving Guide--X-Rated!! Black Friday deals!!

Hello everyone!! It’s that holiday time again. It seems to come faster and faster each year, doesn’t it? Well, about three years ago I did a holiday gift wish list on here. It remains, to this day, one of my most popular posts. You guys really love lists. That’s alright because I’m here to give you another one!! Here are some really cool products that are great for gifting some awesome person in your life (or even yourself!)!!

Before the list, I want to mention a new affiliate program that I am currently apart of!! Have you ever heard of LELO? It's a company that I have mentioned many times, including in my last wish list post. I'd always heard of their Luna beads, but I now know of many other products. For Black Friday, LELO is offering 20% off products AND free shipping. This deal goes until December 1st!! Check it out here. All LELO products on this list have a link attached to the product names. Follow those links to buy from me for my affiliate program. Seriously, these are some great deals. These toys are not cheap--they are high quality and very nice. You can get them for such a great deal right now. Check it all out!!

Crescendo from MysteryVibe
Pre-order now for $149, regularly $199

This awesome toy is one I have covered in the past. Its Kickstarter campaign earlier this year was extremely lucrative; it raised much more than originally planned. Shipments of the Crescendo are expected to go out in December, making it a perfect holiday gift!! The Crescendo is bendable, has six motors, and allows you to make your own custom vibrations through a phone app. It’s also water-proof, dust-proof, and has wireless charging. Besides the great deal for you and yours, it’s also an excellent start-up company with several sex-positive members that you should support.

Currently $159.60, regularly $399
The Tiani 24k is a remote-controlled toy meant for insertion during intercourse that vibrates and creates pleasure for both partners. This isn’t a cheap, boring old vibrator. It has a band of 24k gold around the middle. This thing shows dedication and class. Get off in style.
The coolest thing about this is that it comes with a one year warranty, the ability to receive 50% products if issues occur after the year, AND couples’ insurance. Couples’ Insurance assures that, should your relationship not make it within the next 12 months, you will be able to return the Tiani 24k and get a replacement toy. Seriously, how awesome is that?! It also has glowing reviews from people such as sex&relationship counselor Ian Kerner and sex educator Tristan Taormino. If you can afford it, you should definitely try it out.

Tiani 2 or Noa from LELO
Currently $127.20, regularly $159/Currently $79.20, regularly $99

Tiani 2

The Tiani 2 is the less-expensive, non-gold plated version of the Tiani 24k. The Noa is similar in shape and function, but for even less. If you want a fun sex toy to give as a gift but don’t want to break the bank, check these ones out.

Magic Wand Original Hv-260 2013 Model from Hitachi (Sold from Amazon)
Currently $48.69 (and Prime eligible), regularly $75.37

If you haven’t heard of the Hitachi Magic Wand, you’ve probably seen it used in porns or other sexual media. If you haven’t, I’d honestly be surprised. This thing is one of the most well known pleasure products out there. A lot of companies have their own version that they label ‘personal massager’, but we all know what they’re really used for. This wand remains on Amazon’s top sellers and most wished for lists, and has over 1,300 reviews. Getting this for under $50 and free two day shipping through Prime is a ridiculous deal, and you should probably buy it like, yesterday.

Lynk Pleasure Products Waterproof and Wireless Butt Plug (Sold by Amazon)
Currently $15.50 (with FREE shipping), regularly $39.99

So, I haven't personally tried this product, but I have to say, looking at the reviews has me intrigued. It is 3.5 inches of pure silicone with a vibrating bullet built in (does take 1 AAA battery, not included). The information says it is made for men, but also very pleasurable for women. Butt plugs are typically targeted towards males, but that shouldn't turn you women away from it! Seriously, check out the reviews if you need convincing. Then buy this, because $15 is a great deal.

Astroglide Natural Lubricant,2.5 oz.
Retails for about $8, depending on the store

This is always my number one suggestion for lubricants!! I think it's the best one out there. I have recently started using coconut oil as a personal lubricant, but sometimes it's not as easy. I still prefer this as far as lube goes. This one is not as sticky and slimy as some of the other ones, and it doesn't leave you feeling gross with any irritation. It is water-based and glycerin, paraben, fragrance, flavor and hormone free. It's so nice to have a product that isn't chock full of irritants! You can use this lube with regular latex and polyisoprene condoms. Great stocking stuffer ;)

Coochy Shave Creme by Pure Romance
$20 for 8 fl. oz.

I first found out about this stuff at a Pure Romance Party. I didn't buy it, because I was pretty broke at the time, but my friends that did buy it loved it!! I've heard nothing but great things about this stuff. You know how when you shave, sometimes you feel all dry and like you're on fire afterwards? And you have those little itchy red bumps?? Yeah, this stuff prevents that!! It is a bit pricey, but can you really put a price on comfort? Don't answer that. Just buy it.

Clone-A-Willy At-Home Penis/Vagina Molding Kits by Clone-A-Willy
Anywhere from $30-$50, currently on sale (free shipping on orders over $60)

It may be a bit expensive for your typical white elephant/Christmas gift exchange, but this would really be a hilarious gift to get for someone. This is mostly just a silly option I thought I'd put in after hearing about these fairy recently. You basically use the silicon molding to make a sex toy based off of your own genitals. You can get penis or vagina molds in either different colors of silicone, wax candle, or edible chocolate. Oh, and they also vibrate. These would probably be pretty cool for a couple in a long distance relationship. Get one and let me know how it works!!

Currently $127.20, regularly $159.00

Another Lelo product!! You can actually find this kind of toy on almost any sex toy website, but this is the one I'm going to use in this list. It's a remote controlled vibrator bullet that you can wear. This one is so cool because while you're wearing it, someone else can have the remote and control when the vibrations occur and what they do. I mean, they have to be near you. But it's such a great idea for a date night. It will get you all turned on before you get back home and can jump each other. I've always wanted one of these things because I love the idea of it. Get one and tell me it's just as sexy as I think it would be.

Secretary DVD on Amazon
Movie with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal, 2002
$12.49 and Prime eligible (Currently only 1 left on DVD!!)

When I first met my boyfriend and was talking about 50 Shades of Grey, he mentioned this movie. I was talking about how I love the fact that the 50 Shades fad is opening up more people to the idea of BDSM but that it is unrealistic and pretty much abusive. I've heard that this movie is a fairly realistic interpretation of couples in BDSM-type relationships. I have yet to watch it, but I plan to and then write a review about it on here. It is about a woman (Gyllenhaal) who gets a secretary position for a lawyer (Spader), whose job turns into more than office-type duties. Sounds interesting, huh?

Beginner Harness Kit by Early 2 Bed 
$40 (Shipping $6.50)

All sex toys can be for couples of any gender and orientation. Even harnesses like this can be for hetero couples looking to spice some things up. But I wanted to include this especially for same sex couples/transgendered people. This beginner harness is a great way to make you feel like you have your own penis that you can penetrate your partner with. You can even use your own toys, as long as they are 1.25 in. in diameter or narrower. It's fairly cheap, as far as these things go, too. The silicone dildo is 5.5 in. and the harness fits up to 60''. Great for people who want to try pegging. 

Tension Lover Digital E-Stim Unit by PinkCherry
Currently $229.99, regularly $299.99

This is a digital electrostim device. It allows you to control the electrostimulation of yourself or your partner. These things come with the adhesive pads that you attach to various body parts and basically lightly shock them. It's that weird prickly tingling sensation, similar to when your foot falls asleep, but better. I've never used one of these machines, but after starting to get e-stim therapy at the chiropractor this past year, I understand why people are into them. It feels good and it's fun. This one is pretty pricey for anyone who hasn't experimented with e-stim before, but it's still a great looking product. This 'Shock Therapy' toy is a little better for beginners, so check it out if this sounds interesting to you.

These are just a few products that have really stood out to me this past year and I think a lot of you would enjoy. But there are tons of deals out there today and for the next few weeks, so do your research and buy something that works for you and your partner(s). Here are just a few other websites that have some awesome Black Friday deals. Happy sex-ing!! :)

Good Vibrations--25% off sitewide 
EdenFantasys--15% sitewide, free shipping on orders of $39 or more, up to 80% off some toys
Fun Factory--25% off your order, free shipping
Liberator--30% sitewide, 50% off sale items, free shipping on orders of $75 or more
PinkCherry--30% off sitewide, plus tons of awesome sales