Saturday, January 20, 2018

The Sex Kitten Podcast!!

Hey all!!

One thing I've always wanted to do was have my own radio show where I could talk to people about their relationships and sex lives. Remember Loveline? I loved that show.
In today's world, one of the best ways to do something like this is to start your own podcast. So, that's what I did. I sat down with my best guy friends and we just talked about stuff for about an hour. The first episode is live now. The second episode will be out next weekend!! Check it out, but please remember we are all new at this! I have never edited or done anything like this before, so it is definitely not perfect. We will all learn as we move forward with the episodes!! :) You can listen on SoundCloud by clicking the link below!!

The Sex Kitten Podcast, Ep. 1: Blood Hammer

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Celebrity Sex List 2018

“Joe Biden is on my celebrity sex list — well, he is my celebrity sex list.”
--Leslie Knope

These lists aren't educational in the least. Sometimes, the internet and people in general exhaust me. Learning is exhausting. Keeping up with all of the terms and news events and blah blah blah gets tiring. Sometimes, it is just fun to read fluffy-Buzzfeed-style lists with an unnecessary amount of pictures. Plus, it is kind of fun to have these to look back on each year to see how many tastes change (with exception of last year because damn, time goes fast). Without further ado, here is my 2018 celebrity bang-list.

Daniel Kaluuya, 28
I feel like Daniel Kaluuya could tell you an entire story with just his eyes. I loved him in Get Out. Not only did I think his acting was fantastic, but I thought he was super cute. I was super pumped when I saw his episode of Black Mirror. I hope we see more of him in the near future because he has the looks and the talent Hollywood needs.

David Harbour, 42
David Harbour was the first celebrity that made me realize my tastes may be changing with my age. He doesn't quite have that celebrity look. He has acknowledged his dad bod, and I think that's one of his biggest appeals. He looks like a dad. Like, that single dad you run into who is really sweet and involved with his kid but then when the kids aren't around, things get weird. In a good, sexy way.

Jason Momoa, 38

 Sometimes it is actually difficult for me to look at pictures of Jason Momoa. This man is just...something else. When I was in Hawaii, I prayed constantly to literally run into him. Just, right smack into that sexy muscular body. And that HAIR. Of course, Momoa wouldn't want someone like me when he has a freakin' babe (Lisa Bonet) for a wife. I don't think the world is quite prepared for their offspring to become adults. 

Jason Schwartzman, 37

No matter what new men pop up on my ever-changing celebrity crush lists, Jason Schwartzman always remains. He's goofy and awkward but also just so insanely attractive. He also has one of the most pleasant voices I've ever heard. I've loved everything he has ever acted in and I always will.

Joe Keery, 25

 Stupid Joe Keery and his stupid perfect hair. I didn't want to like him but his stupid babysitter attitude and redeeming character arc in season two of Stranger Things cemented him into the lusty part of my brain. I had to look up how old he was because for a while I was feeling like maybe my thoughts were technically illegal. Good thing is, like me, he just looks young. So fantasize away, ladies.

Jon Bernthal, 41
I've been into Jon Bernthal since the first episode of Walking Dead. I've always argued against those that think the character Shane was an awful person--but I may be a little biased. I was SO PUMPED when The Punisher came out. So many close ups and long scenes focusing on just his face and his big arms that could lift me in the air with no difficulty whatsoever and throw me anywhere he pleases...anyways. I find Bernthal to be an insanely talented actor. I feel like he straight-up becomes the character. Those tiny little details in his range of facial expressions are just amazing.

Kawhi Leonard, 26

Just to be clear--I am a Bucks fan, through and through. I will always root for my hometown team, but I have no problem keeping an eye on a young, talented player from elsewhere. (I still have my Rondo Celtics jersey--I had higher hopes for my baby-faced star but alas--his knee is his Kryptonite.) Unfortunately, Kawhi has seemed to follow suite with my former b-ball crush, as he has been wrought with injuries this season. This is really unfortunate for me, because it means his strong, sexy arms get less screen time than they rightfully deserve. Look at the way he grips a basketball. Now imagine that basketball is..ahem...anyways.

Kit Harington, 31

Kit has grown on me. Yes, I am a GoT fan. I didn't find him to be particularly attractive in the first couple of seasons but damn has this dude grown up. He reminds me a bit of my soul-mate, Heath Ledger (RIP). He has that piercing male model look (but why male models?) and a smirk that could make many heterosexual woman do whatever he wanted. Kit and wife, Rose Leslie, are like a beautiful English bonfire that I just want to warm my wet body up in front of. Oh yeah, shes's a babe, too.

Kyle MacLachlan, 58

I recently watched all of the original series of Twin Peaks and have started on the revival series. Kyle has turned more into that hot-friend's-dad kinda thing for me, but when he was younger, he was a classy man. His role as Agent Dale Cooper keeps me captivated--not just for his convincing acting skills, but for that slicked back black hair and flirty professionalism. I could drink him up like a damn fine cup of coffee. By the way, did I mention that I one day tweeted that I needed more of him in my life and he 'liked' the tweet? Made my day-nay-my month.

Matthew Gray Gubler, 37

Gubler is a babe. I don't even know what else to say. He's weird as shit and his hair is amazing and he's so lovable as a slightly irritating Spencer Reid on Criminal Minds. Sometimes, I watched the show just for him. If you want a laugh, check out his Twitter/Instagram. He says some bizarre things and makes a lot of strange faces, making him the one on this list I would probably get along with the best.

Honorable Mentions: Dacre Montgomery, Oscar Isaac, Adam Driver, Jon Hamm, Dermot Mulroney, Justin Chatwin, Idris Elba, Chris Pratt

In case you guys couldn't tell, I am a HUUUUUGE fan of hair. Gimme all the long, beautiful, flowier-than-mine hair. I would so much appreciate even just a chance to lightly touch a few strands of any of these men's hair. Though, Daniel Kaluuya doesn't really have hair and Jon Bernthal is frequently buzzed, so I'll take a shot at rubbing their heads for good luck. So, just for fun, I checked the average age of the men on my list this year as opposed to last time I made a list like this. My average this year is 33.5 years old (Kyle MacLachlan definitely drove that up a bit). The average age from my last list in 2016 was 37.3. I thought my average age would go up as I got older, so I am surprised by the decrease!!

And, as far as women go, I don't really have much. I'm much more picky with my tastes in women. Aubrey Plaza is still my reigning champion and I'm pretty sure she is just becoming more attractive every day. I'd like to throw Margot Robbie on my list. She's freaking gorgeous, and from what I've seen from her so far, super talented. Also, throw Chrissy Teigen on there as well. I started following her on Twitter and it is truly endless entertainment. She also speaks up for what she believes in and isn't afraid to say what she is thinking. She's the type of celebrity that is not only beautiful, but seems like she'd be super fun to hang out with.

So there you have it! If it makes you feel any better, you'd absolutely wasted less time reading this than I did making it. Do you have a particular liking for anyone on my list? Who is on yours? Let me know!!

Monday, January 15, 2018

Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2018

"It seemed as if there was a real promise of hope for the poor -- both black and white -- through the poverty program. There were experiments, hopes, new beginnings. Then came the buildup in Vietnam, and I watched the program broken and eviscerated as if it were some idle political plaything of a society gone mad on war, and I knew that America would never invest the necessary funds or energies in rehabilitation of its poor so long as adventures like Vietnam continued to draw men and skills and money like some demonic destructive suction tube."--Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King Jr. would be 89 years old today, had he not been assassinated 50 years ago at the age of 39. MLK Jr.'s legacy extends SO MUCH further than we learned in elementary school. Yes, he wanted more equality and less hate. But these same politicians who sing praises about him today are the ones who would have demonized him 50 years ago.
MLK Jr.'s wife, Coretta Scott King, fought for years to get this day to become a national holiday. Without her, MLK might just be a distant memory in some of our grandparent's minds. Coretta was also an early advocate of LGBT equality and pushed for civil rights for lesbian and gay individuals as well as the right for gay marriage.

These two were strong, passionate advocates. They spoke out for those who couldn't speak for themselves. If you think MLK day is just about race--you are wrong. It symbolizes not just the racial inequality that still exists in our country but also the misguided priorities of our government.

Check out for more information, pictures and speeches.


Friday, November 10, 2017

Interviews with Strangers: Rip van Dinkle, Participant in the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

The average penis is 3.5 inches flaccid and 5.6 inches erect (that's 8.89 and 14.2 centimeters, respectively, for my friends in the rest of the world). Studies seem to show that most men are fairly happy with their erect penises. But when it comes to flaccidity--they aren't thrilled. Only 27% of men are happy with the size of their limp friend. Think about your own--are you happy with your size when erect? How about when flaccid? Now, imagine if your penis was roughly the size of your pinky finger.

 "Think of a Vienna sausage and two marbles, and you’ve got an accurate image." That is how John Haakenson describes his flaccid just-under-two-inch penis (just under 4 centimeters).  "I’d be lying if I said I like it small. I wish it was bigger. By the way, my balls are also quite small; wish they were bigger, too. And it’s really an ugly little bugger."

What would you do if you could describe your penis this way? If your answer was "stand in front of a crowd of women pointing and laughing at you while nude at a Smallest Penis Pageant"-- you might be John Haakenson.

John Haakenson
John is a straight, divorced, 59-year-old man from Minnesota. He's a writer, reader, and editor and watches too much television. Like most of us these days, he keeps up on politics. He was with his ex-wife for just under 10 years. He's got a full, cool beard and distinguished features that make him look wise. To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if he told me he was a wizard.

The The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant (SPB) was dreamed up by Aimee Arciuolo, while talking to her friends about her sexual encounter with a man whose penis was, "actually shockingly tiny, like the size of an acorn. He came right out and said, ‘Yes, I know, I’ve got a little pecker. But don’t worry, we are going to have fun."
John read about the SPB in Huffington PostA female friend of his encouraged him to do it, and in 2013, he took the plunge. He liked it so much, he tried to attend in 2014 (unfortunately, a delayed flight prevented him), and attended again in 2015.

John (3rd from left) getting measured
"They billed the pageant as an anti-body-shaming event, and I’m sure it was for a lot of people. But it was also an opportunity for people to indulge their inner 12-year-old by laughing at and mocking small dicks. But sure, I’d do it again." 

So, why would a man who has frequently heard "is it in yet?" travel halfway across the country to show himself off to a group of laughing women? "I guess I’m a bit of an exhibitionist, and I thought it would be a turn-on to flash my junk in front of a bunch of attractive women. What I didn’t count on was the media attention. I figured it would be just me and a group of like-minded men in a small bar with a small crowd. I had no idea that so much media would be present, and that stories and pictures would be all over the Internet the following day." 

And all over the Internet it was. Everyone was talking about it--Vice, Jezebel, Cosmopolitan, Playboy, Rolling Stone. etc. Even a couple of talk show hosts and celebrities mentioned it on their shows and social media. John had taken some precautions to hide himself away from people who may know him--"Most of my relatives (my parents are long-deceased) are female – lots of nieces – and I didn’t want them to know. That’s why in 2013 I wore sunglasses throughout the pageant; I thought that between the glasses and my beard and mustache, my face wouldn’t be recognizable. I honestly don’t know if any relatives know about the pageant or not. I didn’t tell them, but I suppose if they Google “Rip van Dinkle penis” or “the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant” they can find out. Outside of one person at the grocery store who made a snarky comment to me one day, no one has said anything. I suppose if they saw the stories and pictures, they might not connect a guy in Minnesota with the weird pageant in Brooklyn."

Rip van Dinkle was the stage name he gave himself before competing. Why, you may ask?
 "He was a fictional dude with a long, gray beard who woke up one day and realized he’d been sleeping for years. I have a long, gray beard and I suppose you could use the tortured analogy that I woke up one day and thought it would be a blast to attend a small-penis pageant. Dinkle for Winkle should be obvious."

Top: Rip van Dinkle
Bottom: Rip van Winkle

The first year, the pageant featured six men and three 'events,' according to Wikipedia--"evening wear (a tiny penis sock), talent, and swimwear (a sheer, see-through material made more transparent by “penis kittens” wielding squirt guns)."

Judges measured the men, but didn't announce the sizes. After the events and measurements, the contest was narrowed down to two men--Rip van Dinkle and Nick Gilronan. Who won? I know, the suspense is probably killing you.

Rip van Dinkle--crowd favorite
"I finished second place in the first pageant, mostly because when it became apparent that I was a crowd favorite and might win, I got cold feet and deliberately sabotaged myself – flipping off the audience, cheering for my closest competitor, etc."

Though John missed out on the $100 prize, he did get the satisfaction of indulging in his exhibitionism. In fact, the pageant only increased his interest in exhibition and humiliation. "Like I said before, I’ve always been a bit of an exhibitionist. But I think the pageants might have exacerbated the “small penis humiliation” aspect of it. Since the pageant, I’ve done one photo shoot in which three women point and giggle at my “shortcomings,” and a video where another woman throws fruit at my exposed junk and clobbers my nut sack with a golf club. I’ve discovered there are women out there who enjoy seeing a male patsy (me, in this case) get a form of public castration. I assume I am a stand-in for men that they dislike, whether it’s their boss, their husband, their father, or Trump."

Photo by Amy Minnick
So, did this experience change the way John views himself? "Not really. If I was younger, it might have. But now I find that the easiest way for me to get aroused is if some woman (or women) is laughing at my “manhood.” You’d have to ask a psychologist why that is. Perhaps it’s the “transfer of power” theory: As a white male, with the white male’s recently notorious “privilege,” having less-powerful, younger women belittle my sex organs is exciting."

Through the years, John's size has been something of an issue. His ex-wife left after feeling 'unfulfilled.' Staying inside of a woman during sex is sometimes difficult. Luckily, condom use isn't much of an obstacle, since he is erect while putting them on. As he's gotten older, he's started to experience common issues for men--troubles getting and maintaining an erection and less sperm production. He takes a pill called Tamsulosin, which relieves symptoms of an enlarged prostate. It helps with the frequency of urination, but it also hampers sex drive.

He says these issues are why he has embraced the humiliation kink. "It's one of the more reliable ways for me to get excited," he says. 

John also says that size isn't everything. "Other things are more important than penis size – feelings, communication, sensitivity, cunnilingus (lol) – but all things being equal, I believe most women would take a guy with an average or fairly big package over the guy with a small pecker. If nothing else, the psychological idea of a big penis is probably more exciting than the thought of my little acorn."

Men are typically a little hard on themselves when it comes to penis size. But studies time and time show again that women tend to not care--84% of women are completely satisfied with their partner's size. There are even plenty of women (and men!) out there who are totally into smaller-than-average penises. "Bobbie Chaset, the manager at the small-penis pageants, told an interviewer that there was a group of women at the pageant specifically because they were into guys with small dicks. So apparently they are out there. I had to leave to catch flights right after both pageants, so I didn’t get to meet anyone in the crowd. But I will say this: If comments on Web stories are any indication, those women keep a very low profile. Because most comments were mocking and/or cruel."

I asked him if having a small penis has affected other areas of his life, to which he said, "I’m sure it has. Probably confidence. But you are the sex educator – what do you think?" And what I think is that John has handled a situation that would destroy the confidence of many men in a fantastic way. As a big fan of self-deprecating humor, I respect the hell out of someone putting their worst feature on display for damn near the whole world to see. Personally, I think that the ability to put yourself out there and not only accept your situation but use it as a tool (ignore the pun) to discover different things about yourself means that you are well-adjusted and optimistic. 

Photo by Amy Minnick
John is active on Twitter and you can check out his website here. If you liked this post, please take the time to read an article he wrote about his own experiences in the pageant here.

Monday, July 31, 2017

Live Podcast Tonight!!

Hey all!!

I'm going to be doing a LIVE podcast episode for my first one tonight at 7pm!!

My boyfriend will be joining me as we talk about the concept of sex in space.

Come join us!! 7pm central time!!

Monday, July 17, 2017

Product Review: Satisfyer Pro 2--Next Generation

You all might remember a couple of months ago when I reviewed a few of Satisfyer's vibrators. I love these things. Honestly. I'm not getting paid to say this (though, full disclosure, I did receive the products for free). Recently, they released the newer version of their Satisfyer Pro 2 called Next Generation. You can get it from Amazon for $49.95.

Seriously, look how freakin' cute this is!!

They actually have a whole line of Next Generation models. They all look very similar to the earlier models, except for the Penguin, which is black and white and has a purple bow tie and is probably the cutest little personal massager ever made.

Anyways, back to the Next Gen models. These are all made to be waterproof and quick to recharge so as to "revolutionize your bath time fun." I haven't tried any of them in water yet, but I have washed them a couple of times and they hold up completely fine. It is easy to clean, and the little head pops off so you can get a deeper clean. Satisfyer recommends using Toy Sterile, which is just a product used to clean toys. You can find all kinds of these sprays online or at a local sex boutique.

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen (left)
Satisfyer Pro 2 (right)
It takes about 1.5 hours to fully charge, after an 8-ish hour charge upon receiving the toy. It is made of Silicon and ABS (which is a kind of plastic). Like the older Satisfyer 2 model, it has 11 levels of vibration intensities, but the Next Generation is much more quiet. The head is also much larger and not as narrow, allowing you to be able to stick a full finger inside to feel the vibrating head.

As like the rest of Satisfyer's products, this thing is great. I highly recommend any and all of them. I do like the larger head of this one, as well as the quieter vibrations. However, the original Pro Penguin remains my favorite based on the small design and vibration flap.

To check out Satisfyer's website, click here. You can also find them on Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube.
Their products can be purchased on Amazon, Adam&Eve, and Lovehoney.

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Product Review: Trojan Lubricants--Chain Reaction

"Watch the sparks fly when you start a Chain Reaction!" 

So, quick review for the first try. I love Trojan brand condoms, but this was my first try of their lubricant  line. I will give it another try because, well, the first try wasn't the best. I was pretty excited for non-stop thrills and mind-blowing sensations; Unfortunately, I gotta say, it didn't live up to my expectations. You'll want to make sure you already have the product out of the box before committing to sexy time activities, lest you need to rip open a veryyyyy secured box (that threatens to take off the new gel set nails you got the other day), making for a bit of an awkward pause.
One the lube is out of said packaging, I would suggest maybe doing a patch test on a different part of your skin to see how you react to it. The packaging says-"Both partners may experience sensations of warming, heat, cooling, and/or tingling [...] at different levels of intensity."
Imagine my reaction when a slight cooling sensation gave way to a warming one that rose level after level until my entire vaginal area felt like it was on actual fire🔥. After several seconds of me continuously asking "how does it feel, it isn't burning you?" I couldn't take it anymore and had to grab the nearest towel to wipe it off. I tried to hold out for the chain reaction sensations to show up (was reeeeeally hoping for that cooling again), but I couldn't handle the pain. Even the towel wasn't enough and I needed to douse a cloth in cold water to soothe my burning skin.
My partner said that, outside of a little bit of a warming sensation, it felt like normal lubricant to him. Given this information, I feel it necessary to give it one more shot before deciding this isn't the product for me. So right now I say see how it works for you--but proceed with caution.

Edit: So, I tried it out again. This time, I decided to not risk interrupting sexy time and tried a 'skin test' on myself. I just used a little dab of it on my finger and put it on the outside/slightly inside of myself. At first, I thought maybe I was in the clear, but it quickly warmed up to a painful heat sensation. This stuff does what it advertises, and it does it well. Unfortunately, my body is a little too sensitive to be able to handle it. I think it might work well as a massage oil for my body. My boyfriend doesn't seem to have any side effects to it, so I'll probably just use it on him. It is definitely worth checking out, but if you are someone who is sensitive to products like this, try it out before pouring it on during sex!!