Happy Measure-A-Penis Day!

I hope you all enjoyed ONE Condom's first ever Measure A Penis Day today!

I know my friends Duke and Chad did. Look at how happy they are to know the exact length and girth of their favorite body part.

Like ONE says, you measure everything else you put on your body--why not condoms?? Sex is supposed to be comfortable and enjoyable. No one wants to be fiddling with a condom that is too loose or too tight. That is exactly why ONE created the myONE Perfect Fit condoms. According to their website, "Condoms sold in stores properly fit only 12% of condom users." So say goodbye to one-size-fits all and hello to a line of rubbers that offers 10 different lengths, 9 different widths, and 60 different sizes!! Check out the 'Find Your Fit' page on ONE's website to get one of these nifty ruler measuring kits (see: Duke & Chad above). Measure yourself while erect to get the correct size. The ruler's letters are your length and the numbers are your width. And don't worry--your size is yours--you don't have to tell anyone. Or, you can tell everyone. Challenge yourself. See if you can hit a bigger number or a smaller number on certain days/time. However you want to do it--just do it. And if you really don't feel comfortable measuring yourself, ONE also offers a sample kit. Just answer a few questions about the types of condoms you usually wear, and they will send you a few sizes to try out and compare.

A 24-pack of MyONE condoms is only $20, which comes out to a measly 0.83 cents per condom. You can't beat that price (get it? It's a bad joke).

You can purchase them here. If you use the promo code 'MEASUREFORPLEASURE' you can get 15% off through March 15th. And if you live in the United States, you even get free shipping.

If you participated in this awesome holiday, leave a comment to say 'I Measured!'

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