Satisfyer--Partner Multifun

Welcome to my first post of 2019, readers!

It's been quite awhile since I've posted, but I won't bore you with all of the reasons why.

Instead, I will jump right into my newest product review--and yes, it is yet another Satisfyer product! In case you are new to my blog, Satisfyer is my favorite toy company. (You can read my previous reviews here and here.) They really care about their customers and make awesome, quality toys. They listen to what the people want and are constantly coming out with new and improved vibrators for all genders, individuals, and couples.

Their most recent line is their Partner Multifun toys, and they are what I am going to be telling you about today.

Partner Multifun 2

Partner Multifun 1

Before receiving these products, I'd never had a toy that was specifically catered towards couples. Sure, vibrators can be used with partners, but are generally targeted for individual play. These new Multifun vibrators are intended to be used with a partner.

These things are crazy. Most vibrators have one button with a handful of vibration patterns. These have THREE motors. They are shaped like a wishbone, with one motor being in the main top part and the other two motors in the lower nubby ends. Each toy has two buttons and can be turned on separately. Each button also has 10 different vibration patterns. In case math isn't your strong suit, this means you can make 100 different vibrations patterns.

*User beware, though--some of the vibrations are strong. Like, you might get real into it and keep pressing that button to go faster and faster but then you might not feel anything anymore. That's how strong these vibrations can get. So, like anything else, take it slow.*

You can also use the Multifun vibrator more than 14 different ways. Math isn't my strong suit either but I can tell that this means you can spend a lot of time playing with them. How can I play with them, you ask? Well, the back of the box shows you in case you just can't remember all of these enjoyable ways! You can use it alone, internally or externally, on either genitals or breasts. It can also be used during sex, for either clitoral or g-spot/testicles combo fun.

Like their other toys, these vibrators are made with a water-proof silky-feel silicone. They can be washed by using water & mild soap (I suggest fragrance-free bar soap), boiling, or using a toy cleaner (which Satisfyer conveniently sells here). They are rechargable via an included USB charger cord. (I gotta say, I have yet to charge any of my Satisfyer toys, except maybe my Penguin, because he is my favorite. These batteries last awhile.)

You're probably thinking, "These toys sound so cool! They are good quality AND have endless opportunities for fun, there's no way I could afford them!" That's where you're wrong! These awesome little things are only $49.95. And free (discrete) shipping. And with a 365-day money-back-guarantee. And a 10-year-warranty. Sound too good to be true? Well it ISN'T. The blue Partner Multifun is one of Satisfyer's Best-Sellers. Order one today for both you and/or your partner!

Come back soon to see another review of some of Satisfyer's newest personal vibrators!!

Sex & Quarantines

(I was going to title this "Sex in the time of Corona(virus)" as a play on the whole "Love in the Time of Cholera" but then I actually came across TWO different articles with that title. I guess I'm not as clever as I thought, hahah) These are crazy times we are living in. Seeing the world shut down around me feels like a bizarre dream, or like that Goosebumps episode where those kids find a magical typewriter and every weird thing they write comes true... So, many of us are in quarantine right now. It can be hard to fight the boredom and eventual cabin fever that comes with it. But have no fear! If you are stuck with a partner, use this as a time to try some of those things you've always wanted to try. If you're stuck with family or with yourself, maybe try some self-care and find out what makes you happy (sexual or otherwise!). Below is a list of some ideas to keep your quarantine exciting. **First things first, USE PROTECTION. Unless yo

Is there anything I can do to decrease my gag reflex for giving oral sex? Or are there techniques I can use that won't bother my gag reflex?

Yes!!! There are a few things you can do actually. I'll start with the cheapest ideas first--techniques. While giving oral, try folding your tongue up to the roof of your mouth, causing a barrier between the front of your mouth and the back of your throat. The penis will hit your tongue, feeling like it can't go in anymore, and it will create the illusion of you taking him all the way in. Same goes for your cheeks. It's not just a sexual joke when people pretend to puff out their cheeks as if to say they're blowing someone. It can be used!!! Cheeks can be stretchy, and you may be able to pull him in further into your cheeks than into your mouth. The biggest thing with blow jobs is to remember that although the focus is on your mouth on him, that doesn't mean your hands shouldn't be used. Whatever you can't take in your mouth should be in your hands. So if he's 5 inches and you can only take in 2 or 3, be twisting and yanking that bottom part of the sh

Holiday Gift Guide--X-Rated-NSFW

Special thanks to the guy I was talking to on a website who gave me the idea for this post. I hope you enjoy it! :) Thanks again!!! *****This is the same post that was posted back in December of 2012. As it is my most popular post, especially around the holidays, I updated some things and am copying it to the front of my blog. Enjoy!!***** So, it's that time again, to spend all our hard-earned money on things we don't need and will probably not use much. That's not how it should be! Looking to give the gift that keeps on giving? How about some sex toys? People tend to think that if they're in a relationship, they have no need for things you can use independently, like vibrators and such. But it's healthy to have solo time, even in a relationship, and sex toys are a great way to spice up your relationship. Especially if you've never bought anything before, you might be wondering where to start. I'm going to list some of the year's popular sex toys,

The Sex Kitten

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