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'Fuck-it.'

Many of you will remember my celebrity bucket list blog post. But, since the world ends tomorrow (or is currently ending on the other side of the world), I figured why not talk about this. If the world really were ending, wouldn't you want people to know exactly what you thought about them? There's always those people we wish we could be with. That sexy barista at the coffee shop, the UPS guy, your doctor, the cute married guy with the pretty hair and three kids that comes into your work every once and awhile. Of course, there will always be beautiful famous people that we will lust after. But how about a nod to the everyday people we actually might have a chance with? Plus, there's nothing like being able to scratch that name off your list after the unthinkable happens. But, even if the world doesn't end, maybe you should go for it, take a chance, and hit that person up. What if it worked out? Wouldn't you be so happy? You never know how it will go, either!
You could wake up to this.

 Just kidding, I'd be gone before you wake up.

I know you are all used to awesome, detailed and informative blog posts but I'm just sitting on my ass eating pizza, watching the snow come down and hanging my head in the plans that I could have had but snow ruins everything. So, I'm just hanging out, thinking of The Walking Dead, just in case tomorrow turns into a zombie apocalypse. Basically, I just don't have it in me right now to write something that would be good enough to publish and promote, so instead I'm just thinking about the people on my list and wondering who's on all your lists. Maybe I'll write some erotica focusing on these people. So, tell me who is on your list. You can stay anonymous, I won't tell them (or maybe I will? ;) Comment and tell me! :)


P.S. I have to say, Clay Matthews shouldn't count as a celebrity in this case. I think it's entirely possible that him and I could meet and hang out. Also, Clay, if you see this, email me. :)

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