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Happy Measure-A-Penis Day!

I hope you all enjoyed ONE Condom's first ever Measure A Penis Day today! I know my friends Duke and Chad did. Look at how happy they are to know the exact length and girth of their favorite body part. Like ONE says, you measure everything else you put on your body--why not condoms?? Sex is supposed to be comfortable and enjoyable. No one wants to be fiddling with a condom that is too loose or too tight. That is exactly why ONE created the myONE Perfect Fit condoms. According to their website, "Condoms sold in stores properly fit only 12% of condom users." So say goodbye to one-size-fits all and hello to a line of rubbers that offers 10 different lengths, 9 different widths, and 60 different sizes!! Check out the 'Find Your Fit' page on ONE's website to get one of these nifty ruler measuring kits (see: Duke & Chad above). Measure yourself while erect to get the correct size. The ruler's letters are your length and the numbers are...

Celebrity Sex List 2019

I've been thinking about writing some blog posts again when I have some down time. I was looking back at my posts and realized I didn't do a celebrity sex list this year! I figured it would be a fun way to get myself back in the swing of things. Obviously, these posts don't take a whole lot of effort or brain power, but they are entertaining for me to do. It seems like you all like them too, because I get a lot of views on them! So, without further ado, I present to you the celebs that I am lusting after this year. I am attempting to not have any duplicates from last year and so far, so good. LaKeith Stanfield, 27 I first became a fan of both LaKeith's acting and his face in Get Out. I did not know it was the same actor when I saw Sorry To Bother You. I recently found out he is going to be in a new movie with Daniel Kaluuya (who was on my 2017 celebrity sex list), which just sounds like...a really good time.  Dan Levy, 36 Like everyone else in the ent...

Satisfyer--Partner Multifun

Welcome to my first post of 2019, readers! It's been quite awhile since I've posted, but I won't bore you with all of the reasons why. Instead, I will jump right into my newest product review--and yes, it is yet another Satisfyer product! In case you are new to my blog, Satisfyer is my favorite toy company. (You can read my previous reviews here  and here .) They really care about their customers and make awesome, quality toys. They listen to what the people want and are constantly coming out with new and improved vibrators for all genders, individuals, and couples. Their most recent line is their Partner Multifun toys, and they are what I am going to be telling you about today.  Partner Multifun 2 Partner Multifun 1 Before receiving these products, I'd never had a toy that was specifically catered towards couples. Sure, vibrators can be used with partners, but are generally targeted for individual play. These new Multifun vibrators are intende...

The Sex Kitten Podcast!!

Hey all!! One thing I've always wanted to do was have my own radio show where I could talk to people about their relationships and sex lives. Remember Loveline ? I loved that show. In today's world, one of the best ways to do something like this is to start your own podcast. So, that's what I did. I sat down with my best guy friends and we just talked about stuff for about an hour. The first episode is live now. The second episode will be out next weekend!! Check it out, but please remember we are all new at this! I have never edited or done anything like this before, so it is definitely not perfect. We will all learn as we move forward with the episodes!! :) You can listen on SoundCloud by clicking the link below!! The Sex Kitten Podcast, Ep. 1: Blood Hammer

Celebrity Sex List 2018

“Joe Biden is on my celebrity sex list — well, he is my celebrity sex list.” --Leslie Knope These lists aren't educational in the least. Sometimes, the internet and people in general exhaust me. Learning is exhausting. Keeping up with all of the terms and news events and blah blah blah gets tiring. Sometimes, it is just fun to read fluffy-Buzzfeed-style lists with an unnecessary amount of pictures. Plus, it is kind of fun to have these to look back on each year to see how many tastes change (with exception of last year because damn, time goes fast). Without further ado, here is my 2018 celebrity bang-list. Daniel Kaluuya, 28 I feel like Daniel Kaluuya could tell you an entire story with just his eyes. I loved him in Get Out. Not only did I think his acting was fantastic, but I thought he was super cute. I was super pumped when I saw his episode of Black Mirror. I hope we see more of him in the near future because he has the looks and the talent Hollywood needs. Da...