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Satisfyer--Partner Multifun

Welcome to my first post of 2019, readers!

It's been quite awhile since I've posted, but I won't bore you with all of the reasons why.
Instead, I will jump right into my newest product review--and yes, it is yet another Satisfyer product! In case you are new to my blog, Satisfyer is my favorite toy company. (You can read my previous reviews here and here.) They really care about their customers and make awesome, quality toys. They listen to what the people want and are constantly coming out with new and improved vibrators for all genders, individuals, and couples.
Their most recent line is their Partner Multifun toys, and they are what I am going to be telling you about today. 
Partner Multifun 2
Partner Multifun 1

Before receiving these products, I'd never had a toy that was specifically catered towards couples. Sure, vibrators can be used with partners, but are generally targeted for individual play. These new Multifun vibrators are intended to be used with a partner. 

These things are crazy. Most vibrators have one button with a handful of vibration patterns. These have THREE motors. They are shaped like a wishbone, with one motor being in the main top part and the other two motors in the lower nubby ends. Each toy has two buttons and can be turned on separately. Each button also has 10 different vibration patterns. In case math isn't your strong suit, this means you can make 100 different vibrations patterns.
*User beware, though--some of the vibrations are strong. Like, you might get real into it and keep pressing that button to go faster and faster but then you might not feel anything anymore. That's how strong these vibrations can get. So, like anything else, take it slow.*

You can also use the Multifun vibrator more than 14 different ways. Math isn't my strong suit either but I can tell that this means you can spend a lot of time playing with them. How can I play with them, you ask? Well, the back of the box shows you in case you just can't remember all of these enjoyable ways! You can use it alone, internally or externally, on either genitals or breasts. It can also be used during sex, for either clitoral or g-spot/testicles combo fun. 

Like their other toys, these vibrators are made with a water-proof silky-feel silicone. They can be washed by using water & mild soap (I suggest fragrance-free bar soap), boiling, or using a toy cleaner (which Satisfyer conveniently sells here). They are rechargable via an included USB charger cord. (I gotta say, I have yet to charge any of my Satisfyer toys, except maybe my Penguin, because he is my favorite. These batteries last awhile.)

You're probably thinking, "These toys sound so cool! They are good quality AND have endless opportunities for fun, there's no way I could afford them!" That's where you're wrong! These awesome little things are only $49.95. And free (discrete) shipping. And with a 365-day money-back-guarantee. And a 10-year-warranty. Sound too good to be true? Well it ISN'T. The blue Partner Multifun is one of Satisfyer's Best-Sellers. Order one today for both you and/or your partner! 


Come back soon to see another review of some of Satisfyer's newest personal vibrators!!

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