The Sex Kitten

Hey, guys! So, one of my favorite websites, IFLScience  (I Fucking Love Science) posted today about a new study on penis sizes! How fun. (No sarcasm there, I really think it's fun.)  Nomogram from Business Insider-Length What did it say? Not really anything too new. According to a   new study done by BJU , medical professionals with a "standardized measuring procedure" of 15, 521 men, it seems that the average erect penis length is about 5.16 inches, which is about the same that I've always heard. The average erect circumference was 4.59 inches. Interestingly, the study claims that only five out of 100 men have an erect penis that measures longer than 6.3 inches. However, if you read the comments on various websites on this article, that number proves to be MUCH higher. Nomogram from Business Insider-Girth Remember dudes, size isn't everything. The vaginal canal may be able to stretch to accommodate things such as babies, but it is o...

Get it? Gag me? It's a joke about kinky sex AND how horrible this movie was. Fifty Shades of Grey is the movie adaptation of the 50 Shades trilogy by E.L. James. It follows the whirlwind romance between 27 year old CEO Christian Grey and 21 year old college graduate Anastasia Steele. Steele agrees to interview Grey in place of her flu-ridden roommate, and in a crazy twist of fate, falls for him as hard as he does for her. Ana is repeatedly confused by Grey's non-romantic personality because he prefers to chain her up and whip her rather than lovingly touch her or sleep next to her. Despite her unease and anxieties, she takes him back time and time again until she 'falls in love' with him and 'changes' him. The movie is out Friday, February 13th (I apologize, in past posts, I was mistakenly under the impression it was released on Valentine's Day). I went into this early screening of the movie expecting the bad story line I saw in the books, but I tried...

This week seems to be following a trend! Hahah. I found this video online today, and I laughed really hard. I hope you do, too. Also, I was contacted by these guys on Twitter who work a blog called '51 Shades of Brown.' Dr. Pablo Pistola, an "award-winning satirical Indian erotic author", created a sexual hero named Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, who smells of coconut oil and curry. These stories are definitely entertaining, not to mention quick reads! Check them out!! 51 Shades of Brown

Hey everyone! Just wanted to take a minute to let you all know that I will be attending an early screening of '50 Shades of Grey' this week. It is out in theaters this Saturday, February 14th, also known as Valentine's Day. This movie is extremely anticipated and you're going to want to know how it is before you brave the long lines this weekend! I will admit, I'm not super thrilled to see the movie. I thought the book itself was fairly poorly written and I think the BDSM was extremely tame. You can read about what I thought of it being turned into a movie here. Tune in later this week for my review of the movie!!

Wow, guys, you are all so awesome. I appreciate every single one of you! This post is just kind of a teaser of things to come. First things first, I have a Facebook page for my blog. Eventually, when I get even more readers and have more time to spend on this, I will be making it into its own website. Sometimes it's hard to find the time to sit down and punch out a quality blog post, so I will share things or post statuses on Facebook. Second. This one I am hesitant to bring up, but I'm going to anyways! I've started a Paypal account for my blog. People have asked me to review products and what not, but the sad truth is, I can't afford many products out there. Obviously, it is completely up to you whether or not you want to donate some money. I plan to use it for buying products for reviewing purposes, doing giveaways, and if I can ever actually make some decent money on it, working less and working on my blog more. Third. I have a small list of posts I want to ma...

I'm writing this post for something quick to do, and also because now seems to be an appropriate time for it! I read Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James  back in 2012. I also wrote a blog post summarizing the book, as well as my opinion on it. You can read said post  here. I'm bringing this up because the movie interpretation of the book debuts in theaters next week--on Valentine's Day. Millions of unhappy middle aged housewives will be dragging their husbands to show them Christian Grey, the man they wish they were married to. Some things I want everyone to keep in mind about this movie... 1. The story originally began as a Twilight fan-fiction. Remember Twilight? Remember how creepy and possessive Edward was of Bella? They both have similar story lines and are great for reading just to have a bit of mindless fun. They aren't challenging reads, but they are influential. Books with crazy popular characters that are actually not great partners tend to sometime...

Happy New Year, guys! Are you just as disappointed in me as I am that it's taken me two whole weeks into the new year to write a post? I apologize for that. This sudden slam of winter cold has made me want to do nothing but snuggle up under every blanket I can find and watch Netflix. So, it's 2015! I know most of you out there are all, "I can't believe it! Time goes by so fast!" I know, I'm saying the same thing. It's crazy! I was originally going to make resolutions but quickly remembered how lazy and unmotivated I am. Instead of making cement resolutions, I decided to just try and be healthy and energetic whenever I can. So far, not so good. I have my little bursts here and there, but nothing to brag about. Two things I am trying to make a consistent effort to do are 1. write more blog posts, and 2. keep track of my sex life! When I say keep track I mean not only keep track of how much sex I am having, but also staying open and trying new things whenev...