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The Sex Kitten Podcast!!

Hey all!! One thing I've always wanted to do was have my own radio show where I could talk to people about their relationships and sex lives. Remember Loveline ? I loved that show. In today's world, one of the best ways to do something like this is to start your own podcast. So, that's what I did. I sat down with my best guy friends and we just talked about stuff for about an hour. The first episode is live now. The second episode will be out next weekend!! Check it out, but please remember we are all new at this! I have never edited or done anything like this before, so it is definitely not perfect. We will all learn as we move forward with the episodes!! :) You can listen on SoundCloud by clicking the link below!! The Sex Kitten Podcast, Ep. 1: Blood Hammer

Celebrity Sex List 2018

“Joe Biden is on my celebrity sex list — well, he is my celebrity sex list.” --Leslie Knope These lists aren't educational in the least. Sometimes, the internet and people in general exhaust me. Learning is exhausting. Keeping up with all of the terms and news events and blah blah blah gets tiring. Sometimes, it is just fun to read fluffy-Buzzfeed-style lists with an unnecessary amount of pictures. Plus, it is kind of fun to have these to look back on each year to see how many tastes change (with exception of last year because damn, time goes fast). Without further ado, here is my 2018 celebrity bang-list. Daniel Kaluuya, 28 I feel like Daniel Kaluuya could tell you an entire story with just his eyes. I loved him in Get Out. Not only did I think his acting was fantastic, but I thought he was super cute. I was super pumped when I saw his episode of Black Mirror. I hope we see more of him in the near future because he has the looks and the talent Hollywood needs. Da...

Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2018

"It seemed as if there was a real promise of hope for the poor -- both black and white -- through the poverty program. There were experiments, hopes, new beginnings. Then came the buildup in Vietnam, and I watched the program broken and eviscerated as if it were some idle political plaything of a society gone mad on war, and I knew that America would never invest the necessary funds or energies in rehabilitation of its poor so long as adventures like Vietnam continued to dra w men and skills and money like some demonic destructive suction tube."-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Martin Luther King Jr. would be 89 years old today, had he not been assassinated 50 years ago at the age of 39. MLK Jr.'s legacy extends SO MUCH further than we learned in elementary school. Yes, he wanted more equality and less hate. But these same politicians who sing praises about him today are the ones who would have demonized him 50 years ago. MLK Jr.'s wife, Coretta Scott King , foug...

Interviews with Strangers: Rip van Dinkle, Participant in the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

The average penis is 3.5 inches flaccid and 5.6 inches erect (that's 8.89 and 14.2 centimeters, respectively, for my friends in the rest of the world). Studies seem to show that most men are fairly happy with their erect penises. But when it comes to flaccidity--they aren't thrilled. Only 27% of men are happy with the size of their limp friend. Think about your own--are you happy with your size when erect? How about when flaccid? Now, imagine if your penis was roughly the size of your pinky finger.  " Think of a Vienna sausage and two marbles, and you’ve got an accurate image ." That is how John Haakenson describes his flaccid just-under-two-inch penis (just under 4 centimeters).  " I’d be lying if I said I like it small. I wish it was bigger. By the way, my balls are also quite small; wish they were bigger, too. And it’s really an ugly little bugger ." What would you do if you could describe your penis this way? If your answer was "stand in fro...

Live Podcast Tonight!!

Hey all!! I'm going to be doing a LIVE podcast episode for my first one tonight at 7pm!! My boyfriend will be joining me as we talk about the concept of sex in space. Come join us!! twitch.tv/thesxkitten 7pm central time!!

Product Review: Satisfyer Pro 2--Next Generation

You all might remember a couple of months ago when I reviewed a few of Satisfyer's vibrators. I love these things. Honestly. I'm not getting paid to say this (though, full disclosure, I did receive the products for free). Recently, they released the newer version of their Satisfyer Pro 2 called Next Generation. You can get it from Amazon for $49.95 . Seriously, look how freakin' cute this is!! They actually have a whole line of Next Generation models. They all look very similar to the earlier models, except for the Penguin , which is black and white and has a purple bow tie and is probably the cutest little personal massager ever made. Anyways, back to the Next Gen models. These are all made to be waterproof and quick to recharge so as to "revolutionize your bath time fun." I haven't tried any of them in water yet, but I have washed them a couple of times and they hold up completely fine. It is easy to clean, and the little head pops ...

Product Review: Trojan Lubricants--Chain Reaction

"Watch the sparks fly when you start a Chain Reaction!"  So, quick review for the first try. I love Trojan brand condoms, but this was my first try of their lubricant  line. I will give it another try because, well, the first try wasn't the best. I was pretty excited for non-stop thrills and mind-blowing sensations; Unfortunately, I gotta say, it didn't live up to my expectations. You'll want to make sure you already have the product out of the box before committing to sexy time activities, lest you need to rip open a veryyyyy secured box (that threatens to take off the new gel set nails you got the other day), making for a bit of an awkward pause. One the lube is out of said packaging, I would suggest maybe doing a patch test on a different part of your skin to see how you react to it. The packaging says-"Both partners may experience sensations of warming, heat, cooling, and/or tingling [...] at different levels of intensity." Imagine my reaction...