The Sex Kitten

Guys, I told you, I just woke up. Today, I woke up to some good things. I woke up to a higher view count on this here blog, I woke up to some great comments from anonymous web browsers, and I woke up to my newest story having been approved on Literotica . It's about a guy who starts a new job working in the IT department, and a sexy woman he works with. I like it, and I think you will too. Also, I'm always open for suggestions on stories to write or blog topics. Please comment or email me if you have a suggestion/request. I will try my best to work on getting that written. Read my story here-- sudo apt--get laid I've had people asking me when my website will be up. I've been super busy, but I want it to be before summer really gets going. Hopefully by June sometime, the site will be up. Keep checking back, because I will update you and let you know when it's going to be done. Last thing, for any of you who have been loyal followers of my blog for awhi...

Hey everyone!                                     Jonah Falcon & Adam Barta's music video, 'It's Too Big.' It's been a really long time since I've written in here, and that is just not okay! Seems like we're finally getting some nice weather across the states here, and so I've been busy enjoying that and what not. I hope you all have, too. May is a time for warm weather. School lets out, and people start planning their summers. The only things I was aware of that happen in the month of May is the first as May Day and the last week being Memorial Day. But! I just found out that May is National Masturbation Month AND the week of May 6th-12th is International Clitoris Awareness Week! How awesome is that? The fact that these things are even being widely recognized is a huge step in normalizing sexuality in...

                                                  Can I have yo numba? Can I have it? So, this clip isn't really related to what I'm talking about, but it's funny and I thought of it when I put this title in. I've noticed a lot lately that people are very interested in knowing how many people other people have been with. Maybe it's that they want to compare themselves and see how they measure up to others; Maybe they are simply curious. Either way, it's a difficult question to answer because we need to be able to universally define sex. If I asked you how many people you've had sex with, do you only count the ones you've had penetration with? Or do you consider oral or manual stimulation into your number? I suppose you could have a general count of all the people you've had activity with, and then break it down into oral and penetration. But to count 'sex' as...

To all the happy couples, sad couples, complicated couples, happy singles and sad singles...happy Valentine's Day. I've always thought it was such a pointless holiday. Don't take it too seriously, either way. If you have someone to spend it with, give them a good night. If you're single, do something for yourself. Either way, have fun and be happy! :) *From someone who was way ahead of Monopoly etc...

Hey, everyone. So, the week of Christmas, my laptop decided to stop working, causing me to have a really hard time writing a post. I just wanted to make a quick post to let you all know that I have a bunch of ideas for posts that I will be writing up soon, now that I have a computer in my possession again. Stay tuned. And, as always, feel free to comment or email me about any questions/ideas for posts you might have! Thanks!! :)

If you're reading this, you have survived the end of the world! Congratulations!

Many of you will remember my celebrity bucket list blog post. But, since the world ends tomorrow (or is currently ending on the other side of the world), I figured why not talk about this. If the world really were ending, wouldn't you want people to know exactly what you thought about them? There's always those people we wish we could be with. That sexy barista at the coffee shop, the UPS guy, your doctor, the cute married guy with the pretty hair and three kids that comes into your work every once and awhile. Of course, there will always be beautiful famous people that we will lust after. But how about a nod to the everyday people we actually might have a chance with? Plus, there's nothing like being able to scratch that name off your list after the unthinkable happens. But, even if the world doesn't end, maybe you should go for it, take a chance, and hit that person up. What if it worked out? Wouldn't you be so happy? You never know how it will go, either! You ...